the funniest thing about this website is when you see someone saying something really thoughtful and serious and you look up and the person’s url is like fistmesquidward
pretentious classic rock fan voice: real music
some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space
If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.
logging onto tumblr
First off let me just say I know, I do. I know how god damned frustrating it is to go to your gym one week (especially when I tend to turn up which is ass at night) and see this…
And then going in the very next week to be greeted with a crowd of…
is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class